I think I missed something... It frustrated me, because it is an easy hack. 
I will PM you, Kamran. Thanks!

I will PM you, Kamran. Thanks!
<?
$folder = dirname(dirname(__FILE__));
require $folder.'/config.php';
<?php
$folder = dirname(dirname(__FILE__));
require $folder.'/config.php';
KK wrote: Your server has the shorter variation of PHP opening tag (ie. <? instead of <?php) disabled.
KK wrote: Yes, I entirely get what you mean.
I'll definitely keep this approach in mind.
Thanks again.
<?php
$folder = dirname(dirname(dirname(__FILE__)));
require $folder.'/couch_data/kfunctions.php';
?>
repo/
| – .git/
| – assets/ (holds customisations to couch)
| – custom-addon/
| – custom-addon.php
| – config.php
| – img/
| – js/
| – css/
| – couch/
| ...
CouchCMS/
| – .git/
| – addons/
| – auth/
| ...