For Windows users wishing to test out Couch on their local systems, we have created a WAMP package containing a portable Apache web server with MySQL, PHP, CouchCMS and Ioncube loader pre-installed.

No installation is required. Just unpack and run it.
The total size of the download is 14.87 MB.
You can find a link to it from http://www.couchcms.com/download/

This should make testing Couch on local systems extremely easy as no configuration of the infamous Ioncube loader would be necessary.

This is superb, thanks for packing it all up!